Choice 1: He had the biggest cock she’d ever seen and he had no idea how to use it.
Choice 2: Wait, Brandy’s had an awning? Then why did we get stuck in the rain that night?? More
The guys have always given me shit for being good with the ladies, nicknaming me Old Yeller because I’m a stray, which is the only thing they think I could have on them. They say I milk the orphan thing, get the honeys to feel sorry for me.
“Carnage, anyone?” asked Dina as she approached with the Fairchild’s remnants.
or your choiceMore
Sharks have to keep moving, but all the way to The Mighty Mo?More
Being a thirty-five year-old teenager may or may not be going okay, and all I have to show for it are dead dreams and season one of Full House on DVD, but living alone is rad because you’re able to spread depression throughout an entire enclosure without bumming anyone else out, which is super liberating,More
I read everything I can get my hands on, plant more succulents among his bones in the garden, write picture-less comic strips – westerns – where we figure as heroes instead of villains.More
Shored up with what he believes to be sound intelligence, Clay mounts his metallic-blue ten-speed, punches the code—1234—into the keypad and coasts down the drive. The garage door makes an agonizing clamor upon its descent and for this reason Clay frantically pedals away from his home. Those gears are in desperate need of a goodMore
Before he was dying, Grandpa taught me to build fires, and though I was only five-years-old, I picked up the basics.More
“Your cock looks all right, kid,” he said. “I wouldn’t worry about a thing.”More
Can Thunder Win NBA Title Without Durant? (19 Comments) by Stephen Statler ———————- COMMENTS (21) DradleCock This article is bullsh*t. The Thunder def. can’t win a championship without Durant. Warriors are jacked. Not a fair fight. Steph, Klay, Draymond and Durant? R u kidding me? Game is rigged. (38 min ago) WishTong DradleCock, itMore
“The car had been through a reconstructed transmission, a busted carburetor, and was an absolute lush for Valvoline.” – Jordan Farmer, “Brothers”