“The Rumba Cafe is only slightly larger than my two bedroom apartment and smells like summer in OhioMore
“Boom-Boom stands in the full-length and gives his soft nose a honk: it’s time to get zanyMore
“It’s easy to generalize and say the men in prison are representative of the uneducated, no-good, downright evil male. But of course it isn’t that simple More
“It seems only fitting that the first record I find while crate digging after a wedding would be a double LP audiophile nervous breakdown from Ryan AdamsMore
Its 24-ounce presence sends shudders of teenage nausea throughout the room…More
…like drinking a regular Shock Top out of a fetid Jack-o-lantern.More
A 4.3% abv enigma, Busch is surprisingly drinkable with as much taste as the beer’s slogan has meaning: “Clear and bright as mountain air.”More
You go to parties, you kiss girls, you try liquor, you smoke weed. You still fast during Ramadan and only then do you stick to making salat five times a day.More
I printed out a copy of the article and showed it to my brother Art.
“Do you think that’s Tommy?” I asked him.
He stared at it. “Yes,” he said. He couldn’t stop staring at the mug shot.More
Who the hell takes out an insurance policy on their records? Someone with too many records, that’s who.More
“The car had been through a reconstructed transmission, a busted carburetor, and was an absolute lush for Valvoline.” – Jordan Farmer, “Brothers”