BULL #3 – The Humor Issue
“They positioned their tractors on all four sides of us while their foot soldiers filled the gaps and came at a run with weapons in hand. Mario coasted to a stop and cranked the CD player. Mariachi guitar blasted from sixteen-inch speakers mounted outside the cab…”
- From “Turf” by Josh DuBose
“Rule Number Three of Bar Fighting: If At All Possible, Never Hit With Knuckles; use the open hand or a handy implement. Knuckles have an inherent design flaw, as they break easily when used as a weapon.”
- from “The Prince” by Scott Gould
“I operate on the philosophy that if it flew in, it’ll fly out. I mean, there’s lots of stuff we can write up in-flight as request ground check and send it off to maintenance over the data-link. They know what we really mean, and they’ll meet the airplane ready to fix it, and nobody takes a delay. Remember the goal. No delays.”
- from “Trip Brief” by John Bubar
“I’ve seen it often enough. How two male friends with wives and children, living in separate households, sometimes reserve their best selves for each other. I have straight friends who, if they could choose the person they would be with at the last moment of their life, would likely pick their best pals rather than wives or their children. It’s an unexplored territory; there is an element of shame connected with it…”
- from the BULL interview with Allan Gurganus
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