Can Thunder Win NBA Title Without Durant? (19 Comments)

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Can Thunder Win NBA Title Without Durant? (19 Comments) by Stephen Statler ———————- COMMENTS (21) DradleCock This article is bullsh*t. The Thunder def. can’t win a championship without Durant. Warriors are jacked. Not a fair fight. Steph, Klay, Draymond and Durant?  R u kidding me? Game is rigged. (38 min ago)   WishTong DradleCock, itMore

Stages of Man

Stages of Man

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Noose

Noose

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After you lost to her for Class Treasurer you kissed her in the coat room and grabbed one pre-boob.More

Wool

Wool

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A warm tide rolled through Michael at that thought, at the thought of rising in Sadio’s estimation, and then he felt embarrassed at how openly he thrilled to that idea.More

Outlaw Notorious

Outlaw Notorious

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And though it’s been a long time
You’re right back where you started from
I see it in your eyes
That now you’re giving up the gun
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Journal of a Stay-at-Home Dad: June 20, 2009

Journal of a Stay-at-Home Dad: June 20, 2009

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And just as we pile into the minivan, the shadowed figure steps from the gray pick-up truck across street. Nolan!: 6’5’’, steel-toed boots, muddy jeans, fluorescent orange construction vest, hardhat, three days stubble on his face. He wields an axe handle. “You stay the hell away from my wife,” he shouts, stabbing the axe handle in my direction. More

Small Rain on the Tender Herb

Small Rain on the Tender Herb

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Firing up discarded butts for the past week, you’d begun to find yourself…in someone else’s head? Or they in yours, some type of bizarre consciousness-switch flicking on.More

Blood and Marinara Sauce

Blood and Marinara Sauce

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“Hey Sergeant Baker, you wanna hear a funny story?”More

The Redneck Sheiks of Bir Tawil

The Redneck Sheiks of Bir Tawil

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“When I began the final stage of my quest to take control of my holy soil, I did so from the opposite side of the world, here in my original, and yet again, homelandMore

BULL On Tap: Dos Equis Especial

BULL On Tap: Dos Equis Especial

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I don’t often drink Dos Equis, but when I do, I’m reminded why I don’t.”More

BULL On Tap: Miller High Life

BULL On Tap: Miller High Life

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The time for celebration has arrived!”More

Saying Goodbye to Seamus

Saying Goodbye to Seamus

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An Irish wake for a golden retriever. A dog they want to remember, a night they’d rather forget.
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Pinball Way

Pinball Way

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Places that have things called shot wheels, where all the bands play punk versions of popular, but dated songs. On Pinball Way all the arcades turn into discos after dark, and sound judgment is a scarce commodity. More

James, Transcendent, Everyone Else, Stuck in the Mud

James, Transcendent, Everyone Else, Stuck in the Mud

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When Mary finds him, she’s going to punish him. He will inadvertently disarm her probably, she knows, imagining a headfirst hug at the bottom of the slide, a tangled pile, wheezing and wild with laughter. The smiling cherub laughs, anger wilts.More

Hyperbolic Doubt and Wherever After To Discover The Truth Behind That Some Timely and Malignant Demon Bad Luck

Hyperbolic Doubt and Wherever After To Discover The Truth Behind That Some Timely and Malignant Demon Bad Luck

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One man recounts the events surrounding his friend’s doomed relationship.More

Don Vargas. Wedding Guest.

Don Vargas. Wedding Guest.

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In the aftermath of the clipped conversation with the musician came a full accounting of Don Vargas’s life. He’d grown up a few clicks north of upper middle class in an all-white suburb of Rochester, New York. His childhood was full of overnight summer camps, golf lessons, then golf camps when the golf took. AtMore

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