Author Archives: Jarrett Haley

Scoot When You See the Boom-Boom Boots

Scoot When You See the Boom-Boom Boots

The Weekender by

“Boom-Boom stands in the full-length and gives his soft nose a honk: it’s time to get zanymore

Spundalé

Spundalé

Salad Days Revisited by

“What does spundalé mean?” the cashier asked. I really didn’t know what it meant, and to tell him the rules wouldn’t have gotten me my stuff back. “I don’t know,” I said and skulked out of the door.more

The BULL Interview: Curtis Dawkins

The BULL Interview: Curtis Dawkins

BULL Interview by

“It’s easy to generalize and say the men in prison are representative of the uneducated, no-good, downright evil male. But of course it isn’t that simple more

Pinball and PDA

Pinball and PDA

Fiction by

“I dressed up tonight, plump flesh pressed into fishnet stockings like a juicy, punk rock ham. Fresh from Kentuckymore

BULL ON TAP: STEEL RESERVE 211

BULL ON TAP: STEEL RESERVE 211

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Its 24-ounce presence sends shudders of teenage nausea throughout the room…more

On Charles Bukowski

On Charles Bukowski

Essay by

Not every angel is going to come with a halo. Some are going to come carrying a sword and some a snake and some a bottle of port…more

BULL ON TAP: SHOCK TOP PUMPKIN

BULL ON TAP: SHOCK TOP PUMPKIN

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…like drinking a regular Shock Top out of a fetid Jack-o-lantern.more

A Photo for Your Wallet

A Photo for Your Wallet

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I had dreams that a boyfriend would mean an 8 x10 photograph framed and on the mantle, whether there was an actual mantle, it did not matter.more

BULL ON TAP: BUSCH

BULL ON TAP: BUSCH

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A 4.3% abv enigma, Busch is surprisingly drinkable with as much taste as the beer’s slogan has meaning: “Clear and bright as mountain air.”more

Life Stages: An Essay Based on an Interview with Khalil Abdul-Karim

Life Stages: An Essay Based on an Interview with Khalil Abdul-Karim

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You go to parties, you kiss girls, you try liquor, you smoke weed. You still fast during Ramadan and only then do you stick to making salat five times a day.more