Author Archives: Jarrett Haley

The Immortal Jellyfish

The Immortal Jellyfish

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Shored up with what he believes to be sound intelligence, Clay mounts his metallic-blue ten-speed, punches the code—1234—into the keypad and coasts down the drive.  The garage door makes an agonizing clamor upon its descent and for this reason Clay frantically pedals away from his home.  Those gears are in desperate need of a goodmore

El Asesino

El Asesino

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Kraj had never killed a sleeping man beforemore

BULL ON TAP: LONE STAR

BULL ON TAP: LONE STAR

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…emblazoned with a 5-point star and the infamous slogan The NATIONAL BEER OF [the state of] TEXAS.more

Fires in the Dark

Fires in the Dark

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Before he was dying, Grandpa taught me to build fires, and though I was only five-years-old, I picked up the basics.more

Vigil

Vigil

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A story about the knockout game, and watching.more

Virgil Palely Loitering

Virgil Palely Loitering

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“Your cock looks all right, kid,” he said. “I wouldn’t worry about a thing.”more

Satan Stole Her Soul in Vain

Satan Stole Her Soul in Vain

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“But before we ‘made love’ (or whatever you like) we went to the laundromat, and before that, we were in a bar…”more

Stages of Man

Stages of Man

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(I have no idea what to put here…)more

Noose

Noose

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After you lost to her for Class Treasurer you kissed her in the coat room and grabbed one pre-boob.more

Wool

Wool

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A warm tide rolled through Michael at that thought, at the thought of rising in Sadio’s estimation, and then he felt embarrassed at how openly he thrilled to that idea.more