Author Archives: Jarrett Haley

Wingman

Wingman

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“When I wonder, as I sometimes do, what happened to all my guy friends, and why I prefer the company of women and would just as soon they leave their men at home, I think of my brief employment with Sam Rmore

Lipstick and Handcuffs

Lipstick and Handcuffs

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“Someone had tried to paint him up as a clown. His hands were handcuffed behind his back and his eyes stared upwardsmore

Scrabble

Scrabble

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“Kidnappers should feed the girl they steal something cheap, like frozen dinners. But have you ever tasted frozen dinners? more

Rejection Notes #8: Franz Kafka

Rejection Notes #8: Franz Kafka

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The German-language existentialist finds that his work is deeply misunderstood…more

Tarzan In Space

Tarzan In Space

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“I suppose, for the record, that was the moment I decided to sabotage Britain’s first manned flight into spacemore

BULLshot: Christopher Rosales

BULLshot: Christopher Rosales

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“We live in interesting times for men. Unlike more rigid times in our past, we are free to define manhood as we wish. There is evidence all over today’s pop culture more

The Nazi Method

The Nazi Method

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“A man my age who lives with his mother, it’s trench warfare. It’s every goddamned yardmore

BULLshot: Matthew Baker

BULLshot: Matthew Baker

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“The best one-letter nicknames are, in order: Z, then K, then B. I’ve been nicknamed both K and B, but never Zmore

Rimer’s Boots

Rimer’s Boots

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“It was light-lifting, you might say, and if you worried that you were engaged in anything illegal, you could always rely on your ignorance to see you through, or pass any lie detector testmore

Rejection Notes #7: Cormac McCarthy

Rejection Notes #7: Cormac McCarthy

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I can’t get past the gratuitous use of product placement in the manuscript. For example, in chapter six the narrator is warming up a Tombstone pizza, even though the story takes place in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. more