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Despite Science, The Elderly May Die

Despite Science, The Elderly May Die

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“The elderly, mottled and full of wisdom, are the section of the population that is the most flirtatious with deathmore

Edgar Allan Poe Forehead (A Rare Condition)

Edgar Allan Poe Forehead (A Rare Condition)

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“One thing rarely mentioned about Poe is a debilitating and tragic affliction he lived with his entire lifemore

A Simple Carpenter’s Story

A Simple Carpenter’s Story

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Young carpenters with chips on their shoulders have a higher tendency to fall off of thingsmore

The Attraction of the Attractive

The Attraction of the Attractive

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“Remember that beauty, of course, is in the eye of the blah blah blahmore

No Hope For the Insect Bitten

No Hope For the Insect Bitten

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“Doctors are really just giving you a placebo to shut that bug-chewed yap of yours…more

Pity for the Cranky Ones

Pity for the Cranky Ones

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Cranky people say they’re less healthy than others. Of course, it may just be that they’remore

An Ocean of Stomach Pain

An Ocean of Stomach Pain

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Sitting in wet sand is dumb and will make you sick. But you know that already, right?more

Ignorance May Cause Cancer

Ignorance May Cause Cancer

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Educrons and Smartosis aside, the good Dr. explains how getting smart can get you healthymore

An Aussie Intervention

An Aussie Intervention

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“American researchers love Australia and just want what’s best for the countrymore

So Long and Thanks for All The Salmonella

So Long and Thanks for All The Salmonella

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Ten tips for keeping your Thanksgiving Salmonella-free.more