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Googly Eyes

Googly Eyes

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If Jeff hadn’t told folks it was my birthday damn-near every time we went out to eat growing up, I’d have thought someone got cute with their lighter games in Bob Evans and things had gotten out of hand. more

Patriotism Is Not the Province of the Selfish

Patriotism Is Not the Province of the Selfish

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They’re the kind of people who got theirs and, well, screw everyone else. They’re the kind of people who don’t ladle stew in soup kitchens, pick up litter on beaches, plant flowers for neighborhood beautification projects, or raise wooden frames for Habitat for Humanity.more

The Mountain That Eats Men

The Mountain That Eats Men

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“Without the mine we would have no Potosi, nothing to eat. We have a saying ‘we eat the mine, and the mine eats us.'” more

BULL ON TAP: LONE STAR

BULL ON TAP: LONE STAR

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…emblazoned with a 5-point star and the infamous slogan The NATIONAL BEER OF [the state of] TEXAS.more

BULL On Tap: Dos Equis Especial

BULL On Tap: Dos Equis Especial

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I don’t often drink Dos Equis, but when I do, I’m reminded why I don’t.”more

BULL On Tap: Miller High Life

BULL On Tap: Miller High Life

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The time for celebration has arrived!”more

BULL ON TAP: BUDWEISER (AKA “AMERICA”)

BULL ON TAP: BUDWEISER (AKA “AMERICA”)

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we prefer our patriotism cold, pale and mass-produced…more

Footfall: Beach Slang Cheap Thrills on A Dead End Street (This-Is-A-We-Didn’t-Get-The-Covers-In-Time-For-Tour edition)

Footfall: Beach Slang Cheap Thrills on A Dead End Street (This-Is-A-We-Didn’t-Get-The-Covers-In-Time-For-Tour edition)

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“The Rumba Cafe is only slightly larger than my two bedroom apartment and smells like summer in Ohiomore

ROUND TABLE: THE DEATH OF PRINCE

ROUND TABLE: THE DEATH OF PRINCE

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“There are writers and poets who called into question the tenants of life, but it’s popular artists, and popular acts like Prince that really did this in such a widespread waymore

Footfall: Ryan Adams Love is Hell (Mobile Fidelity Edition)

Footfall: Ryan Adams Love is Hell (Mobile Fidelity Edition)

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“It seems only fitting that the first record I find while crate digging after a wedding would be a double LP audiophile nervous breakdown from Ryan Adamsmore