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Patriotism Is Not the Province of the Selfish

Patriotism Is Not the Province of the Selfish

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They’re the kind of people who got theirs and, well, screw everyone else. They’re the kind of people who don’t ladle stew in soup kitchens, pick up litter on beaches, plant flowers for neighborhood beautification projects, or raise wooden frames for Habitat for Humanity.more

American Cheese

American Cheese

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When your brother moves out, his room will be your room, as a sort of hand-me-down, like a pair of Jnco Jeans or a chain wallet.more

The Mountain That Eats Men

The Mountain That Eats Men

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“Without the mine we would have no Potosi, nothing to eat. We have a saying ‘we eat the mine, and the mine eats us.'” more

BULL ON TAP: LONE STAR

BULL ON TAP: LONE STAR

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…emblazoned with a 5-point star and the infamous slogan The NATIONAL BEER OF [the state of] TEXAS.more

Satan Stole Her Soul in Vain

Satan Stole Her Soul in Vain

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“But before we ‘made love’ (or whatever you like) we went to the laundromat, and before that, we were in a bar…”more

BULL On Tap: Dos Equis Especial

BULL On Tap: Dos Equis Especial

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I don’t often drink Dos Equis, but when I do, I’m reminded why I don’t.”more

BULL On Tap: Miller High Life

BULL On Tap: Miller High Life

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The time for celebration has arrived!”more

BULL ON TAP: BUDWEISER (AKA “AMERICA”)

BULL ON TAP: BUDWEISER (AKA “AMERICA”)

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we prefer our patriotism cold, pale and mass-produced…more

Footfall: Beach Slang Cheap Thrills on A Dead End Street (This-Is-A-We-Didn’t-Get-The-Covers-In-Time-For-Tour edition)

Footfall: Beach Slang Cheap Thrills on A Dead End Street (This-Is-A-We-Didn’t-Get-The-Covers-In-Time-For-Tour edition)

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“The Rumba Cafe is only slightly larger than my two bedroom apartment and smells like summer in Ohiomore

ROUND TABLE: THE DEATH OF PRINCE

ROUND TABLE: THE DEATH OF PRINCE

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“There are writers and poets who called into question the tenants of life, but it’s popular artists, and popular acts like Prince that really did this in such a widespread waymore