Category Archives: Fiction

Plenty of Time, Yet

Plenty of Time, Yet

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“Before I knew what I was doing, I chucked the banana. A lifetime of frustration with this team boiled over in that instantmore

Beautiful Music

Beautiful Music

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“Grampa was tied with thin rubber tubes shooting out of his arms, a thicker tube pumping his lungs up and down jutted out of his throatmore

The Balboa AA Club

The Balboa AA Club

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“It seems that every time I drink I go to jail. You must tell me how to fix this,” he saidmore

The Onyx Skull

The Onyx Skull

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“The thing was dark, and not simply with gore but with a natural tint, a shine, as if polished and dyed to the deep black of stone. Wetness clung to it, and sinewy tissuemore

Wingman

Wingman

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“When I wonder, as I sometimes do, what happened to all my guy friends, and why I prefer the company of women and would just as soon they leave their men at home, I think of my brief employment with Sam Rmore

Lipstick and Handcuffs

Lipstick and Handcuffs

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“Someone had tried to paint him up as a clown. His hands were handcuffed behind his back and his eyes stared upwardsmore

Scrabble

Scrabble

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“Kidnappers should feed the girl they steal something cheap, like frozen dinners. But have you ever tasted frozen dinners? more

Tarzan In Space

Tarzan In Space

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“I suppose, for the record, that was the moment I decided to sabotage Britain’s first manned flight into spacemore

A Missionary

A Missionary

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“He put the needle in place at the tip of the empty pen and used his lighter to melt the plastic around it, until the pen gripped the needle in black folds like lavamore

The Nazi Method

The Nazi Method

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“A man my age who lives with his mother, it’s trench warfare. It’s every goddamned yardmore