…emblazoned with a 5-point star and the infamous slogan The NATIONAL BEER OF [the state of] TEXAS.Continue Reading

Fires in the Dark

Before he was dying, Grandpa taught me to build fires, and though I was only five-years-old, I picked up the basics.Continue Reading


A story about the knockout game, and watching.Continue Reading

Virgil Palely Loitering

“Your cock looks all right, kid,” he said. “I wouldn’t worry about a thing.”Continue Reading

Satan Stole Her Soul in Vain

“But before we ‘made love’ (or whatever you like) we went to the laundromat, and before that, we were in a bar…”Continue Reading

Can Thunder Win NBA Title Without Durant? (19 Comments)

Can Thunder Win NBA Title Without Durant? (19 Comments) by Stephen Statler ———————- COMMENTS (21) DradleCock This article is bullsh*t. The Thunder def. can’t win a championship without Durant. Warriors are jacked. Not a fair fight. Steph, Klay, Draymond and Durant?  R u kidding me? Game is rigged. (38 min ago)   WishTong DradleCock, itContinue Reading

Stages of Man

(I have no idea what to put here…)Continue Reading


After you lost to her for Class Treasurer you kissed her in the coat room and grabbed one pre-boob.Continue Reading


A warm tide rolled through Michael at that thought, at the thought of rising in Sadio’s estimation, and then he felt embarrassed at how openly he thrilled to that idea.Continue Reading

Outlaw Notorious

And though it’s been a long time
You’re right back where you started from
I see it in your eyes
That now you’re giving up the gun
Continue Reading