If you wanna be cool…more
Choice 1: He had the biggest cock she’d ever seen and he had no idea how to use it.
Choice 2: Wait, Brandy’s had an awning? Then why did we get stuck in the rain that night?? more
After you lost to her for Class Treasurer you kissed her in the coat room and grabbed one pre-boob.more
We hated each other intensely, and were connected by that hatred. We both desired nothing more than to extinguish the other. more
The author of “Monkeyville” explains how and when to eat frog legsmore