“But before we ‘made love’ (or whatever you like) we went to the laundromat, and before that, we were in a bar…”… more
“But before we ‘made love’ (or whatever you like) we went to the laundromat, and before that, we were in a bar…”… more
After you lost to her for Class Treasurer you kissed her in the coat room and grabbed one pre-boob.… more
I had dreams that a boyfriend would mean an 8 x10 photograph framed and on the mantle, whether there was an actual mantle, it did not matter.… more
We hated each other intensely, and were connected by that hatred. We both desired nothing more than to extinguish the other. … more
The author of “Decline of the Swan” discusses “lust”… more
The author of “Monkeyville” explains how and when to eat frog legs… more
“Tonight I am sitting out on the grass of my apartment complex wishing I had a little black book of poems. My wife threw me out, said I wasn’t a poet but some kind of a dog… more
The author of “Tricks” on how to write sex… more
“Remember that beauty, of course, is in the eye of the blah blah blah… more
“Dennis had all along been hungering for Tennie, and now here is his chance. Why doesn’t he take it?”… more